Wizdumb

At some point you have to make a stand. Wright, wong, or lambastic, it must be done. Draw a line in the schism. Take names first, then decide whose **** you are going to kick. Count those eggs, half of 'em aren't going to hatch any way. But, if you don't count them, how else are you going to know that it was half? (think about this one for a while) It's better to have loved and lost then to have stayed home on a Saturday night watching basic cable. Colonel Mustard did it with the lead pipe in the library. End of story. Two wrongs make a senator. We the people sure have a knack for pettiness(sorry Tom). My mama always said, "My mama always said.....". Half of the war criminals went to brazil, the other half made billions selling grass seeed to suburbanites every spring and fall.....forever. What a racket! ("Why thank you, it's a Prince.) "God help us!" (He is, he is.) Knowledge is power. That is, if you have paid your intelectual light bill. No one likes a smart aleck,....except for a smart aleck, a smart aleck's mom, his aunt, a third cousin twice removed, and the barista that he always tips well. Count your blessings. (Here, I'll let you borrow my calculator.)