My New Fantasy League

I want to start a new fantasy league. I know, it's a little late for football. And baseball is way too much to keep up with. I swore years ago that I wouldn't participate in any more NASCAR pools until someone turns LEFT. Fantasy golf, hockey, b-ball....come-on! No, I'm going for something a little different. Something for everyone. At least everyone like me.

What I have in mind is a fantasy exercise league. That's right, finally an opportunity to experience a virtual runner's high from the safety of your desktop. A wide variety of athletic genres will be represented; including, but not limited to: jogging, stretching, tai-bo, The Ab Lounge, Wi-Fit, and even walking to the mail box.

Simply log on the Fantacize (copyright Fantasy Exercise League 2010) website, pick your exercise, and watch the calories burn right on the exclusive 'Fantacize Fat-Burner Tracking Spreadsheet' (patent pending). Don't pay another bloated gym membership again. Forget sweating to the oldies, let your hard drive do the heavy lifting.

Gather your buddies and start your own league today. Feel the Hypothetical Burn!!!


***you should check with your doctor, as well as your I.T. administor, before you begin any virtual exercise program. depicted results are completly made up therfore are not typical of anything having to do with reality. within 30 days of signing up for Fantacize, you may cancel in writing and will recieve a complete refund, minus a 98% restocking fee.***